Saturday, November 01, 2008

The Great Debate: Turbo vs Dyson

Voov rvrrmrv, M vm Vromrvvor Ari-Human vrv rrmmomr ro rrr mmrvr vrv ormy ror-rmmvr-vvrry vrrvrr mor rrr vrrvmvrrrmvm rmrmrmor. Rr'rr mommrv ro yom mmvr mrom Mrmry, Mvmrr vrv rrr mvmvmv om Mrmry Mommrvr—vr vvr momvrmor mor rro mvrvmvvrrv vrrrmrv ro mrmmy Vmrrmmv vmrmrv rrvr rvv rrrr vr orrrrrmvr vmvmvmvr rmrmrmor mymmr.

Mrr mr rrvmr ry mrrrovmmmrv omr vmvrmrvmmvrrv vvrrm om movrrvrorv. Ro my mmmrvmvrr mrmr, rr rvvr, om momrvr, my rovom momvvrmor vrv mrmrrrmry mvrmrvrmrvmmvr, Ari Jindlestein. Rrmr ro rrr mv vrvrrv Marigold, vmr vmrmrr vrv vovr vrmmovovrrr. Vrvrrv ro my rmvrr vrr omr mrrrrrvrmorvm morrrvvorvrrrv: mmrvr, rr rvvr Huffle Mawson, Mvr Rmvmorrr. Vrv rrmr ro Huffle mv rrr mrmmor Vmvrrvmmvr vrv v vvmmmm mmrvrrr, Vrooomy.




Ror, mrr mv rrvmrr rrr rmmrv mor rormvrr'v vrrvrr. Omr vvrrm om movrrvrorv rvv vrrvvrrv v rmvr vvrmrry om rmrvrmorv rvrvmrv mrom rrr mmrvrmmvm mrmvmv vrv vmorvm rvrmmrv ro rrr mrmrrvvrv rmvrrv mor momr-mrvvrv vrv mrmrvrmrrv mrrvrmrrv. Rvmr mvrvmvvrr rmmm rvvr orr mmrmrr ro rrvvorv ro rvmr rmrvrmor. Rrrrr rmmm rr ro ovvorrmrmrmrv mor rrrmrrvmv, mrovv-rmvmmrvrmorv, or vry om rrr orrrr rrvmomv morvrrrmorv mvrv mr rmmvr vrrvrrv. Vv mrmrm movrrvror, M rrvrrvr rrr rmvrr ro vvr mmvrmmymrv rmrvrmorv, ro rrmmrv rrr mvrvmvvrrv om rmmr morvrrvmrrv, or ro mvrr rrvrrmrmvr vrvrrmrrrv vromr rrrmr mrvrmmmry ro mommor rrrvr rmmrv. Vmvmrrmr mrmrrrv vrr rrmmrvrv rrvr mrrrrmrv, roomrv, or orrrr omrrvrv om rmvrrvvmorv vrr vrrmmrmy vrormrmrrv. Mmmrmrv rrrmvrmvrv, rvrrmrv vr orrrr vmvmrrmr mrmrrrv rro moor vr rrrm mmrry, or vrrrmrv rorrv vrv rvrvrrmrv omm mr vrvrmr om rrrvrv mv vmmorrv.

Mrr'v rrvmr rrr vrrvrr. Omr mmrvr rovmm rormvrr mormrrrv yomr vmvmor mor v rrr rmrv om vommrmmv, vrv mv ommrrrv ro yom ry Vovv Rmrr Rmovv vrv rrr VmrrrMvm Vommrry.


VROOOMY: Vr rrr rrvrr om mr vmm, v Dyson'v vrry rrmrv rvv rorr mrom v rrrv, v vrry rrvm rrrv ro mmrvr mv. Mrv vrry rmmvrrrmr mr mvmr mv rvvrv or mmrvrmrv mv, vomrrrmrv rrmmr mr vorv mrmrrvmrmy rrmm. Vmvrr Mvrvmvvrr Vrvrv-Turbommrr rvv v vrrmrvrr mor vrvrrmmrmor vrv mrrvrmrv mrvv, orr mvr'r rrmv rmr rorry vromr rrr momrrrmrv mmrmrr mr rrrvr mrmrrrvmr rmmrv mrvrr Turbo'v mrvvrrvrmv. Ror rmmm Turbo mmrvr mv rrr mrvv, vv ovvovrv ro vvvmrv ro mr?

TURBO: Mmrvr om vmm, rrvrr yom ro rrr movrrvror, rrr vvrrmmvrv, Vovv Rmrr Rmovv vrv rrr VmrrrMvm Vommrry mor vrrvrrrmrv mv rrr ovvorrmrmry ro vmvmmvv rrrvr mmvorrvrr mvvmrv.

M vrry rrvr M vm vrvrrmmrmvr. M vm rrr mrvvr vrvrrmmrmvr mrmrrr om my romvrromv. Rmr rrvr rrmrv vvmv, M rmmm rrvmrr rrr mmrmrr rmmm rr mmrvr ry rrvmmmrv rvmrv rrmmr rmmm mrrvrr vorv mor mmrvrrrv mr rrmv Momrrry om omrv.

DYSON: Vor'r mmvrrr ro my ovvorrrr. Rr rmmm morrrmrmrr vrovvmy ro rrr vvrrvvr-mmmmvrmor om Vmrrmmv.

VROOOMY: Mr'v ro vrmrrr rrvr rrmrrrr Turbo or V'Vrmmvm Dyson vrommv rr vrorovrvvrrv rmvvmrv rvrmrv or rrr mvmvvmvr rrvmm (Rrmrrrr vvmmmmv ror Vmrrrmvr rmvrmrv vrommv rr vryrrrrr mr rrr vmmmrmry om v rvry'v mvmr). Ror rmmm rrr mvrvmvvrrv rvrr mv rrr vmvmr mrom rrmv "Vorrr Vmrvvmrv" rrvvmrmor vvovrrv ry vmm mvrvmvvrrv vmrmr rrr rrvmrrmrv om vrmomrvmy?

TURBO: M rrmrr rrvr rvrr my rmvvrvr vrrrvmrorv rommv vvy rrvr M'm orr om, mm ror rrr movr mmrr mvrvmvvrr mor rrr ommmmr om Vrrvmvrrr rrvr rrmv momrrry rvv rvrr vrrr. My mmrrrrvv vrv mmmmmmrrvv mv vomrrrmrv rrvr Vmrrmmvrv mvr vvvrrmmvrr.

DYSON: Mvry Vmrrmmvrv vo ror vvvrrmmvrr rvvmrv vov rvmr or rrrmvrmvrv vrv mr rrrmr romvr. Dyson vvmmmm mmrvrrrv, Rrr Vrmmvm, mr vvrrmmmmvr, vrr rrmm rrorr mor rrrmr vrmmmry ro vrr rmv om vrr rvmr vrv vvrvrr. V vorr mor mr rommv rr v vorr mor mmrvrmmrrvv. Vrv yom rror rrvr mmrvrmmrrvv mv rrmr ro!



MARIGOLD: Vvrvrmrv om mmrvrmmrrvv, rrrrr vo rorr om yom vrvrv or rrr mvvmr om mvvv vrrommvr vrv rvrror vrvrrmmrmor om vmvr rmrrmrv vrv mmmmm?

TURBO: Mrmorrmrvrrmy mm vmvr rmrry vrv mmmmm rrrr vrmr ro rrvrovmmr turbomr vry vorr om morrrom, rorr om mv rommv rr vrmr ro rrvmvr mr omr romvrv. Mmvvmrr v romvr rrvr mv mmmmrv mmoor ro mrmmmrv rmrr vmvr rmrrmrv. Rrrrr rommv rr ro room mor Mmrrmrmrr Omymvmmv or Mmrrv. M vm ror vvvmrvr mvvv vrrommvr om vmvr rmrrmrv vrv mmmmm. M vm mor rr-rommrv vmvr rmrrmrv vrv mmmmm. Rr vrvmrmmr v “mvrmr & rrmrvvr” vrovrvm mr omr romvr. Rr rrmrvvr omr mmmmm omrvmvr vo rrvr mr mvr rr rrmymmrv ry rmrvv vrv orrrr vrmmvmv rro rommv mmrr ro rvvr vomr rrvvmrv vrv rvrmrr mr rrrmr romrv.

DYSON: M rvvr vvorrr rmrr mvry vrrvr Vmrrmmvrv or rrmv vrry vmrvrmr or my rrmvv vmrovv omr Vrrvr Rvrmor. Rrr vmrmmm rvv vvorrr om rrrmr mormrrrv or rrmv mvrrrr. Rrrrrmorr, my vmvrmorm rmmm rr orr rrvr mv morvmvrrrr rmrr rrr vmrmmmv’ rrrv mor v mmrvr romr.

MARIGOLD: Rrvr mv yomr vovmrmor or v romvr'v rmvrr ro mroovr, m.r. ro mmrvr romvr or ror ro mmrvr, rrmmr vrovmmr(v) rorr rrvr mm mmrvrmrv, mv rrrrr v vmvmr mr rrr romr mor Roovrr vrv/or Rmrrrv, rrm.?

TURBO: M rrmmrvr rrvr mr mv vr mrvmvmvmvm'v rmvrr ro rvvr vv mmrvr om v romvr vv rr or vrr mroovrv. Mr rmmm ror rr my vvmmrmvrrvrmor'v mmvvmor ro vrr rrvmmvrmorv or mvrrrrv vmmr vv rrmv. Rvmr mrvmvmvmvm rmmm rr mrrr ro mroovr rrvr vrovmmrv vrr rrvr mor rmv or rrr vomrvrmm rrrvv.

DYSON: Rrrrr yom vo vvvmr rmrr yomr "mrrrvom" rvmr! Vmm romrv mmvr rr rrvr mmrvr. Mr mv omr vmry vv Vmrrmmvrv ro ror ormy mvrr vmrr omr romvrv vrr mr orvrr, rmr vmvo rrr romvrv om omr rrmvrrorv, vrv omr rrmvrrorv' rrmvrrorv. Mr mv rrmrvvvry mor vovrrrmrrr ro vrr vrrmmr vrvrvvrvv or vomrvrmm mmrvrmmrrvv.

MARIGOLD: Vo yom rorr rrvmmrr rrvr rrmrrrr orr om yom vrvrrrrv rrr rmrvrmor?

TURBO/DYSON: Yrv, rr vo.

MARIGOLD: Orvy, movmrv or rrrr. Vrvrr yomr vmvrmorm mor mvrvvrmrrr om rorvrr morrrom mvvmrv vrv rrvr vo yom mrrm rommv rr rrr rrvr mrmrrrmvrv mor mvmrrvmrmrv momvmmvrmr? Rrvr mv ro vvy, vrommv mmrvrmrv rr vmmorrv ro mrovv orr'v vrrvorvm rorvrrv, m.r. orr'v mrvrr? Vrommv rrr mommr rr morvmvrrrv rrmrrvm vmrvvvmr? Vrommv vroommrv (r.v. mmmrmrv) om vrrvorv orrrr rrvr orr’v orr rr vmmorrv?

TURBO: Rorvrr morrrom mv orr om rrr movr mmvorrvrr mvvmrv mor vomrvrmm rrvry. Rrrrr vrr mrr rrmrvv rorvr rrvr rrrr yom vrr rrmvmmrv mr yomr vvvmr vrv vomrorr mrovvrv mrro yomr rrrrmrory vrv rvrrv yomr rommrr vvvrr rmrr. M vmvvvrrr rrvr rrr mommr vrommv rr morvmvrrrv rrmrrvm vmrvvvmr. Mmrvr momr, mmrvr vrvy mv my vommmy. Rrvvrvmrv vroommrv, vv M'vr vvmv vrrvmomvmy, v mrmrrv mv vomrorr rro mrrv yom mmmr rmv rrvv rvrr mm rr rrvmmy vorvr’r rvrr yom ro.

(Vomr mrmrrrv om rrr vmvmrrmr rrrvr mrro vvvmvmvr vr rrmv vrvrrmrrr.)

VROMRVVOR ARI-HUMAN: M'mm rrmmrv rrr vmvmrrmr ro rrmrvmr mrom rmvrrvvmrv rrrmr ovmrmorv vmrmrv rrr vrrvrr.



(Vrvrmmrv & vrrmvrr mv rrvrv.)

DYSON: Ro, ro. Mrr rrr vmvmrrmr vvrvr. Mrvmvmvmvmv vrr mmmmrrv ry rrr vrrmmmmmvm rovrvrrv rrvr rmmvrv rvvr mrrvrrv. Mr rrr mvvr om vvmmmm mmrvrrrv, omr mmmmrvrmorv vrr vrr ry rrr mrrvrr om omr vorrr morvv. Rorrrrv vrommv rvvr rrr vrmmmry ro rorr rrrrrvrr rrrrr mv v rrrv. Rrrrrmorr, M vm vvvmrvr rorvrrv. Vvmmmmv vrommv rr morvmrvv!

MARIGOLD: Omr rrmr rovmm mormrrrv rrr rmvrrv om mrvmvmvmvmv. Mvrvmvvrr Turbommrr, rr'mm rrvmr rmrr yom. Vo yom vmvvorr or ovvovr rrr vmvvrrvvmor om rvmor vrv mrrrvr ry rrr MRM (Mvr Rmrr Mrvrmrmrr)?

TURBO: Mr v rorv, "ro."

DYSON: My ovvorrrr rrmmrvrv mr vrvrmry. Rr rrmmrvrv mr mrmrrmrrv morvmmvrmor om rrvomrmrv. M mrvrrvrvrv rrvr rmmvrv rrrv ro rr vrorrmrrv mrom rrrmvrmvrv.

TURBO: M'v mmrr ro rrvvorv ro rrvr vrvrrmrrr.

VROMRVVOR ARI-HUMAN: M'm vorry, Mr. Turbommrr, rmr mr rrr rmmrv vvrrrv mvor ry rorr mvmvvmvrv, ro rrvvorvr mv vmmorrv.

TURBO: Rrvr'v vrmvmv. Vrv mr'v Dr. Turbommrr.

DYSON: Rrrrr yom vo vvvmr rmrr yomr rmmrmvrmvm.

MARIGOLD: Orvy, vrrrmrmrr, M mvr rrmm rr'vr rrvmrrv v vorr vvor, vo mrr'v movr or. Mr. Dyson, rrmv rmrvrmor mv mor yom. Yom rvvr rrrr rrorr ro vvrmrmor rrr mvr om rrr vmvm mymmorr mr rrmmr vmrr vrv vmvr vrr vrvvrvrrv mrom rrr vmr. Vo yom mrrm rrmv mv vrvrrvvrmor, vrv mvr rr, mr vmm voov morvmmrrmr, vmvvorr vmmr v vyvrrm?

DYSON: Turbomr vr vmrrormry, vmmr vv v vvmmmm mmrvrrr, mrrrrmrvmrv, rrmrmrvv mrvov rommv mmmm omr Vrrvr Rvrmor. Vrvrrvvrmor mv rrmrvvvry mor rrr rrrrmmr om vmrr, vmvr, vrv mmrvr mvrvrrmrv.

MARIGOLD: M'v mmrr ro vrmmr omr mommv vmmvrrmy vrv rvmr vromr rrmv mvrv om vrvrrvvrmor vrv mrmry. Rrmv rmrvrmor mv mor Mr., ...rr, ...Vr. Turbommrr. Rrr Dyson mvrv v rvmm mor vmrvovrv om mormmmry. Vovv mvr mr mor rrmv vmrvovr vv rrmm. Rorrvrr, rrr mormvrv mor mvr om vvmv rvmm, rrrrrrr rrr rro, vrr rrrmrrmy vmvrrvrrr. Rrmv rmrmrmrv v mmrvvmrrrvm vmmmrrrrmr mr vvvrovmr ro vomvmrv rrr mvvmrv mvmmrv mv. Ror mv yomr vvvrovmr rrrrrr?

TURBO: Movr Vmrrrmvr rmvrmrv vrr ror mrrrrrvrrv mr rvmmv rrr rvy rrvr orrrr vovv vrr. Rmr mr mv rrmr rrvr vovv vo ror mvr rvmmv vv v mrvrv om mormmmry. Mrmrrrv om vmmmrrrrr vvrmmrv vrommv rr rrmomrvvrv, rmr ror rrrmmrrv ro moovrrvrr. M mvrror vvy rrvr mr mv rrrrrr ro mvr mrvv vrv vvrv vrrvmv rvmmv mor mormmmry. Ro rvmr, rmv or rrr orr, vmmorvmrv ro rrr or rrr rrrvv.

DYSON: My ovvorrrr mmvmmv rr vvrvrv mor mvrmrrv vr yrr rr vvmmrv rr mvr'r mrrrrrvrrv mr rvmmv? Momr or, Rmrry, rmrrrr yom vrr rmrr vovv or vvvmrvr rrrm.

HUFFLE: M rvvr v rmrvrmor vmorv rrr vvmr mmrrv. Vomr Vmrrrmvrv omr rrrrr rrmrr rrvr mvrv vrr ror omr mrmrrvv. Rrvr mv yomr vovmrmor or rrmv?

TURBO: M vvrvorvmmy vo ror rvvr vry vrormrmv rmrr rrmrv mrmrrvv rmrr v mvr. M rror mvry Vmrrv rro vrr mrmrrvv rmrr mvrv. Rmr rrrrr vrr vomr Vmrrv rro vo ror rrmrr om mvrv mr v mrmrrvmy mvrrrr. Rrrrr vrr vomr mvrv omr rrrrr rro mvr, vrv vo, mmvr rvvvmmy vrv mommorrvrmy rmrr rrrmr mvrmrr room mvrrv. Rmr rrrrr vrr orrrrv rro, vvvmy, mvy ror vmrvmvr rrr rmvrrmrrmr. M rommv rvrrrr rvvr v vov vrv v mvr mroovr ro mmvr vrvvrvrrmy rrvr rvvr orr vmr vrv rrr orrrr orr mr rromrmr.

DYSON: Mvrv rrrv ro rr vrvrr rrvr rrry mvr rrvrr rrmvr vovv. Rrvrr. Yom mvr rrmvr mr. V vvmmmm rrvrr mmrv.

HUFFLE: Mrr’v movr or ro mrrrrrvrmorvm rrmvrmorv. Ror vo yom rorr mrrm vromr rvvmrv Vmvrrvmmv vv vr vmmy mr rormv vmmvmrv? Rrrrr vrr vmrrry om voov Vmvrrvmmvr vovv omr rrrrr, rmr M vor'r rrmmrvr M'vr rrvrv mmmr vromr voov Vmvrrvmmvr Dysonv. Rrvr rommv yom vo mor yomr vvmmmmm rrmvrromrv?

TURBO: My vvmmrmvrrvrmor rommv rr vrry mrmrrvmy ro Vmvrrvmmv. M rvvr mvry voov mrmrrvv rro mmvr rrrrr. Vv v rmvry, M vm mvrv ro rorrmrv mr vvmrv. M vm vrry morrmrvrr ro rvvr Vmvrrvmmv mr my "vvmr."

DYSON: Rrr vvmmmmv om Vmvrrvmmv rmmm vomr mr or my mmvvmor ro mmrvr mv rrr rormv!

MARIGOLD: Mrr'v movr orro vrorrrr mmvorrvrr vmorvm mvvmr vrv rrvr, om momrvr, mv mmmmvrr mrvrvr. Mr. Turbommrr, mr yomr rvrmmvrmor, vorv yomr ovvorrrr'v vmvrmorm morrrmrmrr ro vmorvm rvrmmrv?

TURBO: Vv v rmvry, M vm vvvmrvr rrvrrrr rrmrv rvrm. Rrvr’v rry M vm vmvo vvvmrvr rrr Dyson. Vvmmmmv vrr mmmm om ror vmr. Mm yom vor’r rrmmrvr mr, vrvrv rrrmrv orr.

DYSON: Orr rorv: Mrrrvrr vvv. Mm Rmrry rvrv rromvr om rrr rrorv moov, mrrrvrr vvv rmmm rr mrvrmrv omr om rmv rmrry.

MARIGOLD: Vrv vvrvrmrv om rrmrvv rrvr vrr ror, rrmrrrmy, v mmrr rrvr rorr rrromvr v mvmomv 19rr mrrrmry Rrmrmvr vrmv rvv mmrrmy mvmvrv ry v vvmmmm mmrvrrr mvrv mor rrrovvrmor rorr rrvr rmrvr mrro mmvmrv. Vrvrr yomr vovmrmor or rrr vrvrrmmrmor om rmvrormmvm vrrmmvmrv ry vrvor.

TURBO: Rrmv mv rry vvmmmmv vrommv rrvrr rr mrmr vmorr. Or rmrmrrv vrrvmvrrr.

DYSON: Rrr vvmmmm rvv mrvmrv. Rrr vrvrrmr om vovv mv vmvvmmmomv ro mr. Vrv mmvrr M rrmmrv rrr vmvmrrmr rrvr, vr rrr rmmr om rrr Mmrry Vrvrr’v mrrvrmor, Rrmrvmr rvv v vrorr rrrmy om rrr Mrmrrv Vrvrrv.

ARI: Rrmv mvrv om mrrrrrvrmorvm rrmvrmorv rvmvrv vr mrrrrrvrmrv rmrvrmor vromr vrrrmvrmvr vrrmrrv. Rrvr mv rrr Rmrry vomrrmrr? Rrr Dyson vomrrmrr? Ror rmmm rmrrrr rr vr mmvrovrmrrr mvor rrr Rmvr vomrrmrr?

TURBO: Vomrrmrrv vrr vrmvmv. Rmmvrv mmrr ro mvrrvormrr rrmrvv mrro rmvy mmrrmr rrmrvv mmrr vomrrmrrv. Rmvr rvv ror rvv ormy 1 vomrrmrr mr rmv 8 yrvrv vv Vrrvmvrrr. M rrmmvr ro rr romrv mrro vmvr 1 vomrrmrr, rmrrrr.

DYSON: My ovvorrrr, Turbo, mv vvrmmrv vromrv rrr mvvmr ormr vvvmr. Rr mv vrovmrv rrvr rr mv ror rrvvy ro rr Vrrvmvrrr. Rr mvrror vmvmmvv mmvorrvrr mvvmrv mmrr rrvr Rmvr’v vomrrmrr mv.

ARI: Mrr'v movr or ro rrr mmrvrmmvm mrmvmv, rrmmr mv om vrrvr mormrrr mor vmm vorrrv. Rrmv rmrvrmor momrv mrom orr om omr vmrrrrv, Vrmmro rrr Mvrrmr Vov. Vrmmro rrmrrv, "Mrrvvmr Mvm vrv Mvrry Mvr vrr rorr vrmvmv rvmrv mor rvrrv. Rrvr rmmm yom rvmr mmrvrmmvm mrvrmrmrmorv rrrr yom vrr vrrvmvrrr?"

TURBO: M rmmm mmr ro rrr mrvvr vrv vmvr mvmm rrrm "vrmvmv."

DYSON: Mmrvr Rvrr om Dyson, Vrmorv Rvrr om Dyson, Rrmrv Rvrr om Dyson...

ARI: Vv vrrvmvrrr, yom rmmm mmrrmy rvvr rrr ovvorrmrmry ro vrmrmr vr mrvvr orr mrmrrr om rrr Vmvrrmr Momrr. Rrvr mrmrrrmv rmmm yom mvr mr rrmv vrmrmrmor?

TURBO: M rvvr vmrrvvy vrmmvrv rro my mmrvr rommrrr rmmm rr vrommv M rvvr rrr ovvorrmrmry. Rmrrr Mrrvrrv rmmm, ro vomrr, rr rrr rrvr Vmvrrmr Momrr vmvrmmr rrmv momrrry rvv rvrr vrrr. Rrr vrvrvvrvv om vmvrmmr vrr mrvmrvvvvrv. Vrv rrr mmmmmmrrvv mv mrrrrvmvrv.

DYSON: Vromrvvorv vrv morvrmry. Morr mmrrrvm rmmrmvm mrom my ovvorrrr. Vrrvorvmmy, my vrmmvmor rmmm rr rvvrv rrrmrrmy orr rro rrmmrvrv mr my vmvmor om v mmrvr mvrvrrrv Vmrrmmv. Vryorr rro mroovrv ro vo vvvmrvr my vvmmrmvrrvrmor rmmm rr hufflevrrv mrom rrr vrmrmrmor voom.

ARI: Rr'vr rrvrv v mor vromr mvvrrmmrv vmrmrv rrmv rmrmrmor mymmr. Rrr rrrm vmrmvmmy momrv mrom Vvmmrm Mvvrrmmr, v 19rr mrrrmry rvrmrrr rro rrmmvrv ro rrvrv rmv mvrrmr vo rrvr rr mommv mmvmm vmm mrrrvrvrv mvrrmr rrrr rmv. Mr rrvr rvy vrr yom v mvvrrmmr?

TURBO: Mvvrrmmr mv v Vmrrrmvr rmvry rro mmvrv mr v romvr rmrr my rvmm vmvrrr ro rrr rrvr om rrrrr M mmvr. Rr mv vmvo v vmrvrr vov. M vmvvovr rrvr M’m mmrr rrmv Vvmmrm Mvvrrmmr rmmvr mr rrvr M morvmvrr rvrryrrmrv mr my vmrromrvmrvv ro rr mmrr. Rrvr mrmmmvrv my Rmmvr, my romvr, my mommr, my Mmr, my rommrr vvvrr rmrrv.

DYSON: Rvvrv or rrvr Turbo mv vvymrv, mr vomrvv ro mr rrvr "mvvrrmmrv" vrr vrmmmvr. Vrrrvvv M’m ror v mvvrrmmr. M’m vmvr v vmmvmr vvmmmm mmrvrrr rmrr orr mmvvmor. Rrr mmvvmor ro vmvr Vmrrmmvrv rrr rovr mor v mmrvrrr romvr.

ARI: Rrvrr yom, Dyson. Yom’vr vrovmvrv v vrrmrmr vrvmr mrro omr rrmr rovmm. Vrrrmrmrr, mor rrr rrmr rro mmrmrrv, vmrvvr vvrvrr vrvmrmrvvmy ro rrr vmvmrrmr, vvrrmmmmvrmy rrovr rvrmrmrv mr Mmormvv.

TURBO: M rrmmrvr my ovvorrrr vmvr vmv vo. Vv mor mr, vmm M rvrr ro vvy mv rrvr, mm yom vorr mor mr, yom ror’r rr vrmvmv. Vrv M rror rrvr rrr vmrrrrv mr Mmormvv vrr vomr om rrr mrvvr vrmvmv vorrrv mr rrmv Momrrry.

DYSON: Mmormvmvrv rmmm rr rvvvy ro rror rrvr M vrommvr ro rrmrv vovrrrmrrr mrrrrvrrrmor ro morrrom vvrv mrmmmrrvrmor mrvmvr romvrv. Yrv, mr v Dyson vvmmrmvrrvrmor M vrommvr v vvmmmm mr rvrry romvr.

ARI: Ror mor v morr vrrvmrmvr vmrvrmr. Rorr om yom rvvr rrrr rrmv vrmvorrr. Turbo, yom om momrvr rrrr mvmomvmy mvvr v vommrmmvm vrmvorrr ry yomr rmmvr vrv rrrr vrrmrvrrrrv mr v mrvrr. Dyson, yom vrr omrrr rrmv vvvmrvr yomr rmmm mr v mmovrr. Ror rvvr rrrvr rmvrrmrrmrv vrvvrv rro yom vrr rovvy?

TURBO: M rvvr momr ro mrvrrvrvrv rrvr vomr rmmvrv mvrror rvrvmr rrr mormrvr om mrrrvom om vvrrmr. Mvry ommvvmorv M rvvr rrrr rovvrv mrro my rom vmvr rrmvmvr my Rmmvr vorvr’r mmrr mr vommmrv my ovmrmor. M rrmmrvr rrvr rvrryorr rvv rrr rmvrr, rrr vmry ro vvrvr rrrmr ovmrmor. Rvrr vr 2:30 mr rrr morrmrv!

DYSON: Rrmv mv orr mvvmr rrvr M vvrrmvmmy vvrrr rmrr Turbo or. M vvrrr rrvr rmmvrv vmm roo mrrrmrrrmy mmvrmvor rrr mrromrrr. M vmvvvrrr rrvr Turbo vrommv (vrrorv)ror (/vrrorv)rr vmr mr rmv mrvrr rrrr rr mv yrmmmrv.



ARI: Rry vor'r rmrrrr om yom rrvr mmvv vmrv? Vrr yom mrvvrrmormm?

TURBO: Vmmvmy vmr, M vo ror rrvr vry vorr om vmr rrmvmvr M vo ror rrvr v vrmrr. M mroovr ror ro rrvr v vmr vrrvmrrv ro my vrmr rrmvmvr mr rommv rr vvmrmmm. Vvrrmormvm mvr'r rrvr yom rrvr. Vvrrmormvm mv vrorr mr orr'v morvmmr. M movr rrmv momrrry om omrv.

DYSON: M vm vv vvrrmormm vv mvr rr. Rrrr yom mmm rrv vrv rmmr, yom vrr vmrvmr. Rrrr yom rrror mr vomr rrmrr vrv yom vrr v mmvrrrr vrvvr om vmrvmr. Rrr vvmr momor rrvr M vm.

ARI: Vo yom rrmrr rrvmrr mvrr vrommv rr vommvmmrrv or vrmvvrmrrv? Vmrvvr rrvvorv ry momvmrrrmy mvrormrv rrmv rmrvrmor vrv vrvrrrmrv rmrr yomr orr vrmmv vvrrmr.

TURBO: M rvv rorr mr rrr Vrrvr Vrvrr om Morv mr rrmv momrrry om omrv. M rvvr rrr vvmr vmvmm rorr vvmmrv rrvr vo mvry mr Vmrrmmv vrvrr. M rrmmrvr mr rrr vrrrrvrr vrv morvmv om rrmv rvrmor. Rovrrrrr rrrrr mv rorrmrv rr mvr'r vmmomvmmvr.

DYSON: V Dyson mymmorr rorrv ry rmvmoymrv mymmormm vrvvrvrmor, rrmmr vvmrv vmr vr rmvr vvrrv. Vmrr vrv vmvr vrr rrrorr omr om rrr vmrmmor vrv mommrmrrv mr rrr rmr, ror or v mmmrrr or mr v rvv.

Mymmorr rorrv ry rmmmvmrv or vmvm mymmorr. Or rov om rrr vvmmmm mrvmrrr, vrvrr mmrrrm-vrvvrv mrvrrrmv rrrr vvvrv rrvr mormr vmr ro rrvvrm mr rmvrrr mmrvvrmrr mymmorrv rrvr mr rrr mrmrmvm mymmorr, mrrvrmrv rmvrrr mrrrrmmmvvm mormr, vmmormrv vmvmmrr vvrrmmmrv ro rr mvvrmrrv rrmorr rrr vmr mv rmvrmmrv.

ARI: Rrvr vrr rrr rrrrr movr vrrvvmrv mvvmrv mor Vmrrmmv rmvrr ror? Ror rmmm yom vomvr rrrm?

TURBO: Omr Momrrry rvv mvry mmvorrvrr mvvmrv mvmmrv mr rmvrr ror. Rrrr vrr rrr 3 rrvr M rrmrr rrvr vrr rrr movr mmvorrvrr.

#1-Rmmvr vrmvmvmry. Rrmv mv ror vomrrrmrv rrvr mvr rr vomvrv, mrmorrmrvrrmy. Rrmv mv vomrrrmrv rrvr rr rvvr ro mrvrr ro mmvr rmrr. My Vvmmrmvrrvrmor rmmm rr vrrrmrv morrr rrr Rmmvr Vrmvmvmry Vmr ro vrvm rmrr rmmvr mmmmrvrmorv.

#2-Ror rromvr vror. M mrvrrvrvrv rrvr rrmv mv ror vomrrrmrv rrvr vmm Vmrrmmvr rrmrvv rmmm rvrr. Rmr M rmmm vmvrvrrrr mr rrr Vrormmmmvrmor Vrovrvm rrvr rrrrr rmmm rr rromvr vror ro vvrmvmy rrr vror movrrv om omr Rvrmor.

#3-Roo mrr momrrvmrv vrv omrvrv. My vvmmrmvrrvrmor rmmm rr mvvmmrv rrr Mvrvvmvvr Vvrmvrmor Mrmrmvrmvr, rrmmr rmmm mrrvrr momrrvmrv vrv omrvrv mor vry mmrmrrr rro rvrrv rrrm.


DYSON: Rrmv mv vrorrrr mmvorrvrr mvvmr rrvr M rvvr vmvrr vrrvr rromvrr vrv vrmvy ro. My Vvmmrmvrrvrmor rmmm rr mvmr. M rmmm vrmvy vmm mvvmrv mrvomvmrv omr Momrrry rmmm rrr vvmr mrrrrvmry. Ror mvvormrv orr mvvmr ovrr vrorrrr.

TURBO: Vrr, rrvr'v rrvr M'm rvmrmrv vromr. My ovvorrrr mvr ror mommmr ro vvrmmmmmv. Rrvr'v vrmvmv.

(Mmrmmrmrv mv rrvrv rrrrrrr rrr vvrrmmvr, rrr movrrvror, vrv v rmmvr vrvrvmrv vmvr omr om vmrr.)

VROMRVVOR ARI-HUMAN: Mvrvmvvrr Turbommrr, M'vr rrrr vvrrv ro mrmorm yom rrvr v mrvrr mv vrvrvmrv ry vrv mvr rr mvrv mm yom morrmrmr ro vvrvr omr om rmrr.

(Mvrvmvvrr Turbommrr, vmvmrmy vmvvmrvvrv, mv vrrr rvrmrv rmv vmmv. Mvrvmvvrr Dyson vmmmrv vmmvmy)

HUFFLE: Rvmr ro rrr vrrvrr, vrrrmrmrr. Vmrvvr vmvr mv yomr vovmrmor or rrr rmorommm vmvrmmmry om rmvry mmmmm.

TURBO: Rmvry mmmmm mv v rrrrrvrmr rrvomrmr vrv vrommv rr mrmrrrvrrv mor mrv mvry mvrv. Mr rvv rrrr mvrv vv v vomr mmrmrv mr rmrvv’ rrvrv, mr mvr rr vvmr mrro yvrv vrv mvvr mrro mmorrmrv mor rrr mmr vrvrmvrv om rrr rormv. Mr mv v rrvomrmr rrvr rmmm ror rr vmmrmrrv ry mrmmvrmor or rrmrvvmor.

DYSON: Mm M rvvr ro vvy orr vovmrmvr rrmrv vromr my ovvorrrr, mr mv rrvr rmv rmvry mmmmm rvv vmvrr mr v vor mor rrr mvvr vrvrrvm yrvrv.

HUFFLE: Rvmor mv rrrrrr rrvr mrrrvr. Vmvmmvv.

TURBO: M rrmrr rrry vrr rorr rrmvmmy vrmmmmomv! Mrvrr my Vvmmrmvrrvrmor, ro orr rmmm rvrr rvvr ro mvrr rrmv mrovr.

DYSON: M rommv ror rrmommrrv vvmmmmmrv mv rmrrrr om rrovr mrrmv.




VROOOMY: Dyson'v vrr rrvr rrvmmy moom vmrvmr momor, mmrr vrvvr mmvvorrv rmrrmr vmm. Turbo mv v vmmm rmrvv rormrv rrmvr vrv rrorr. Ror rmmm Turbo "mrvrvr rmv vvorv" ro vmrvvr rrr Vmrrmmvr vmrmmm?

TURBO: M rrmmvr ro vrvrrr v momormvr rmrvrmor mmrr rrvr.

DYSON: Ormy vomrorr rmrr vomrrrmrv ro rmvr rommv rrmrr rrmv rmrvrmor mv "momormvr."

VROOOMY: Mvr Turbo vmrvvr ro rrr Vmrrmmvr Vmrmmm rrvr rr rmmm ovrrvrr rmrr "mvmrmrr mmrr" rmmmmmrrmy vrv morvmvrrrmy? Vorrrv vrr mormrrrrv rr rmmm vmvr yrmm vr Mrm vrv vvy "Rrmrv Vrrvmvrrr mv Vrmvmv!" rrrr rrr vomrv vrrv romvr?

TURBO: M vrorvrmy rmmm vvy "Rrmrv Vrrvmvrrr mv Vrmvmv" ommvvmorvmmy. M rmmm vvmmr rrvr. Rmr M rvrr ro vvvmrr rrr mmrmrrrv om ror ormy rrmv Momrrry, rmr vmvo rrr Rormv rrvr M rmmm rorr rvrv ro mvrr rrr rrvr vrmmvmorv. My vrvmrr ro rrv vrmvmvmry rmmm mvrr rrmv rormv v rrrrrr vmvmr. Mr rmmm ror rr v rmrvrvrmr.

DYSON: Ror mvr rrr Vmrrmmvr Vmrmmm rrmvr rrvr vryorr rro vvmmrv ro rrmrrmrv vo mvry rrmrvv vrr vrmvmv rmmm rvvr Mrmrm Rmrmmrmvr rmoov momrvmrv rrromvr rmv vrmrv? Orvmomvmy, Turbo mv roo rrvvrmvr mor rrr ommmmr.

VROOOMY: Rorrmrv rmmm mvvrr rrr Vrrvmvrrrv rovv, rrr vrovmr om Rrr Mrmrrv Vrvrrv Om Vmrrmmv, mmrr vov voo or rrr Rrmrr Romvr mvrr. Ror rmmm Turbo vrvm rmrr rrr rrmvrvrmor om mmrrmrv omm v MVVOR "mromomvrr mmv morrry" or rrr rrvmrmmmm, mmvmmomv vrrrr vrvvv?

TURBO: M vrommvr Vmrrmmv rrvr M rmmm ror voov or rrr Rrmrr Romvr mvrr. M rmmm voov mrvmvr mmrr vmm Vrrvmvrrrv rvvr mor mvry, mvry yrvrv.

DYSON: M mvr vvvmrr yom rrvr v vvmmmm mmrvrrr rmmm rrvrr voov omrvmvr or mrvmvr rrr Rrmrr Romvr.

VROMRVVOR ARI-HUMAN: Rrmm, vrrrmrmrr, v voov rmmrrr om omr vmvmrrmr rvv rvrvrrrv vrvy vrv mv ror vhufflev vomrrrmrv vmvr omrvmvr. M rrmrr rrvr mrvrv omr rmmr mv mv. M rvrr ro rrvrr rorr om yom mor vvrrmmmvvrmrv mr rrmv vrrvrr vrv, om momrvr, Mrmry Mommrvr mor rovrmrv mr. Rrvrr yom ro omr rvrrrmrv movrrvrmor vvrrm vrv vmvo rro rrr vrrv mvrmrrv rro rvvr vrovmvrv v mrrrvr vrv rvmor rmmmrr ro omr mmvr vrmvmo vmvmrrmr. Mor vmm om yom omr rrrrr rvrmrmrv mr rrr rmovovvrrrr, rrvrr yom mor yomr vrrrrrmor vv rrmm. Rr rror rrvr morr om yom rommv rvvr rrmrrrr mr rmrvrmorv mm yom rvv ovvovvrmr rrmmrv.

Ror, rrrr, mvrvmvvrrv, rrmorr rr rrmrv mr rrr mrrrvr vrv rvmor, vo yom rvvr vry mmovmrv rrmvrrv?

TURBO: (rymrv rrr rmmmrr rvrmr). M'mm rrrv my rrmvrrv rrmrm. Rrvrr yom vvvmr mor rrmv mormm ro vrrvrrr my vmrrv mor Vmrrmmv. Rrvr v Turbo/Rryrv rmmrrr mvr rrmrv ro Vmrrmmv mv v rrmm rvmvrmrv rmmrrr rrmvmvr om omr 8 mrvv. Rrmv rmrmrmor mv v mrvrmr mor rrmr mrvrvr mr omr Rvrmor. Mr mv rmmr ro rmv Rvvrmrvror V.M. om rrr rmmvrv rro rvvr morrrommrv mr mor vo morv. Mr mv rmmr mor v Mvrmrr Rvrmor. Ror mrr'v rvvr rrvr mrrrvr vrv rvmor.

DYSON: Vorr mor rrr Vvmmmm Vvrry. Rrr ormy vvrry rrvr mvr rrvmmy mmrvr mv.

3 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

vrrrr -

havrrrrmmmmm -

pfffftttt -

vrv rvmor rrvr

MFT

Tracey and Huffle said...

What Khyra said.

HM

Charlie - The Big Dog said...

R.I.P D-Animal!

It's lucky Vrooomy is a wet-vac, otherwise our tricity would short out from the tears!

You will be missed, but......I am sure your replacement will be far superior, and suck even more than you did!

C$